'What are you doing with that camera? No your not going to take a naked photo of ME!'
'Okay you took a photo of me in the nuddy har har you cheeky little sod, now you can delete it just as quick before I get my hands on that camera'
'I just don't believe this.... how embarrassment, if your going to keep me in here the least you could do is feed me'!
'I'll get you back big time, you just wait'